yuckyuck2003-09-17 - 10:38 a.m.
There's a hockey team somewhere called the Bruins, sort of a highbrow word for "Bears", but I think it's really secretly "Goalie Locks and the Three Bruins".
That reminds me of the pizza chef working aboard a yacht. His favorite team was the "Patriots", but his occupation turned out to be a pastry yacht.
Piza is a town in Italy known for it's slanty tower. If you add just another "z" which is a slanty letter, you've got a pizza. That's where they got the term "written in italics". If you go to some hotels there they have slanty towels in the towel racks. Those are the leaning towels of Piza.
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