Thanks, CIA --
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Thanks, CIA --



Among other things you gave us Noriega. Then you created the Mujahedin after your little foray in Southeast Asia.

These guys are like Count Frankenstein's monster. These people come from the traumatized existence -- sometimes for generations -- in some cases historically. Like the Mujahedin -- their genetics were the Raiders of the Kuiper pass.  They've been into mountain warfare for thousands of years.

Raiders is a polite term. These are the thoroughbreds of conflict, the humans from the heart of the largest continent on Earth, from whence came the Cossack's, the Mongols, the Huns.

Buddy, you aren't so smart after all -- you're in a world of hurt. You're only hope: eliminate traumatization. That's the number one reason for the miscreant types of behavior you're encountering out there after all your good guys turn into bad guys, as you so tritely put it. Let me clue you in, kid. There are no good guys. Okay. So now you can take it from the top and that's right were you are at. You want to fix things, well start right there in Virginia. Not doable right? So that's the real problem.

You're working with the wrong agencies. Actually, the agency, if I may use such a barbaric term, doesn't even exist yet. If you want to work with a 21st century, USA concept, you've got to have hundreds of more agencies in place and you have now. At least half of them, at the very least one quarter of them, have to be capable of abstract thinking. It's like the concept of Superman: he was cape-able.

You're talking more science here than intelligence. -- Unless, of course you mean intelligentsia. You're dealing with way out stuff here. Like genetics, genetic history, culture, cultural phenomenon, environmental phenomenon and so on and so forth. I mean, you can't just go tramping around the planet Earth like a bunch of peasants ramrodding your way through each scenario, no thoughts no planning, no program -- without the wherewithal to solve real, deep down, serious problems. 

I mean, Jack, you are in a world of hurt, good Buddy, and nobody's going to pull you outta that hole. You're writing your own epitaph. Politics and especially diplomacy is a much deeper and more profound art then your ramrods out there in that concrete slab called The Pentagon could ever come up with. I mean you've got to come up with personnel more capable and intelligent than the types of guys that'd sooner put out a cigarette in a prisoner's ear. Better yet, keep it away from the military. We all know they cover up for each other.

Maybe you should just let Noriega out of jail. I mean, it looks like he has undergone his militarily-required c-change.  Maybe he'd even get out there and fix a few things. Compliments of the CIA.  One thing about intel, it has ways of finding out what it needs to know.  Often it discovers it's worst enemies are at home.  Maybe you ought to check that out next time you send your people on mission impossible to die for a bunch of billionaires.

Copyright (c) 2005 by Paul A. L. Hall. All rights reserved.

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